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Watch out for those eyes cause she’s armed and dangerous

xzdp:

fawnbabe:

If he doesn’t care about your orgasm, he doesn’t care about you.

truth

that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT

thebhole:

vonborowsky:

yellowmodelchiiick:

A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour. Shortly after she became depressed and her health declined, and she was diagnosed with depression. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth, and gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs and treats them like her babies.

I HAD TO… i felt forced.

Oh god that is so beautiful

she’s preparing the snacks

lightlikeafeatherflies:

calmaeu:

TO ALL THE GUYS IN THE WORLD
SENDING DICK PICS TO A GIRL WILL NOT MAKE THEM WANT TO HOP ON AND BOUNCE.
BECAUSE DICKS ARE UGLY AS FUCK
WE FUCK YOUR PERSONALITY NOT YOUR DICK
STOP DICK PICCING INNOCENT VICTIMS

OMG THANK YOU

kanyewhisperer:

my cat was sitting over my phone so I started taking pics of him with my front camera and he noticed and got really confused




Sorry for my drunk handwriting but I found this in my pocket from last night.

That one hurt.

poison is definitely intoxicating.

Sorry for my drunk handwriting but I found this in my pocket from last night.

That one hurt.

poison is definitely intoxicating.
sleepybrowneyes:


seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do