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hqlines:

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australiansanta:

ifelldownarabbitshole:

goldcoastfamily:

damn-the-jam:

loveissuchalovelytorture:


shark-bones:


Bath mat turns red when wet. 
I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.
Then wait for the screams of terror.


Calm down there, Satan.


reblogging just for that comment

You could murder someone on one of those and people would think that it’s just wet, perfect 

Two types of people on tumblr 


this post is so annoying bc i have the exact same bath mat and i can guarantee to you that the footprints and stuff are just painted on and it was like $3 from a novelty store sorry to break it to you

australiansanta:

ifelldownarabbitshole:

goldcoastfamily:

damn-the-jam:

loveissuchalovelytorture:

shark-bones:


Bath mat turns red when wet. 

I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.

Then wait for the screams of terror.

Calm down there, Satan.

reblogging just for that comment

You could murder someone on one of those and people would think that it’s just wet, perfect 

Two types of people on tumblr 

this post is so annoying bc i have the exact same bath mat and i can guarantee to you that the footprints and stuff are just painted on and it was like $3 from a novelty store sorry to break it to you

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

terminus-est:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself

AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM

HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED

I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.

it literally can not get cuter than this

I will always reblog Angry Dad Cat

stonified:

sandwichmonsters:

Glazed and Confused #420 

Lmao xD

stonified:

sandwichmonsters:

Glazed and Confused #420 

Lmao xD

shorm:

abaldwin360:

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.